Election Night
Hi John,
Good luck with Steve Price tomorrow night, feel free to play "election survivor" and vote him off if you think it helps!
Best wishes,
Samuel Gordon-Stewart
Canberra
1 comment March 23rd, 2007 at 02:30pm
Archive for March 23rd, 2007
Hello Samuel
Hello to Samuel Gordon Stewart Walig of Norway, and parents Jankees and Katrina. It was very nice to hear from you the other day, and it sure looks cold in that photo you sent!
Best wishes (and I hope it warms up soon),
Samuel Gordon-Stewart
Canberra
1 comment March 23rd, 2007 at 12:38pm
Murphy’s lesser known laws
This week’s Friday Funny comes from Irene in Brisbane.
MURPHY’S LESSER KNOWN LAWS
- Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
- He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
- Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
- Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don’t.
- Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.
- The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there’s a 90% probability you’ll get it wrong.
- If you lined up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try to pass them, five or six at a time, on a hill, in the fog.
- If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.
- The things that come to those who wait will be the things left by those who got there first.
- Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer.
- Flashlight: A case for holding dead batteries.
- The shin bone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.
- A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
- When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of 12 people who weren’t smart enough to get out of jury duty.
Do you have something you would like to contribute to Friday Funnies? If so, email it to smoothwallsamuel@gmail.com. All contributions welcome!
Samuel
2 comments March 23rd, 2007 at 10:03am