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Mondays with Maritz: Nice Mr. Vladimir

Dear Hello today on much wonderful day of electings in if the Russia.

I did have been watch of electings in of Russia and on tephlephone with Mother Of Russia.

It is very much wonderful to see Nice Mr. Vladi
It doing winnings as he is goodly man if country and can be good for to protect country from people if bad from United Nation.

I am to now ceblerate with Nice Cat Slavcatchski and also on to tephlephone with Mother Of Russia and pet mouse Squeelivich.

Please to have wonderful day of newses.

From Maritz
Ms. Maritzkrozlavsky Throrglasnishozly.

March 5th, 2012 at 12:43pm

Mondays with Maritz: Mr. Kevin and Mrs. Julia are much like married couple of to soon divorces

Maritz sent this one through last night. It’s nice to have her back on deck, especially on a day like today

I am do think that Mr. Kevin and Mrs. Julia are much like married couple. They do both of fighting and do sometimes have ideas of different, but at end of day they are much almost same and will forget that they have the different. It will be then that they can be do continue of bad for country, but I am do think that time will come when again they have the fightings and then it will be almost time for to see that they are not much happy and will then have to have big spectacle of public of worses than is currently.

With Mr. Kevin and Mrs. Julia it is much the worses and is almost to divorce, and this could be bad for short time but then good as almost bring might do electings which could be good for having people of public do votings away from the badly governments of Mr. Kevin and Mrs. Julia.

I am previously of from the Russia and was not think I would do find government bad as was old Soviet Russia but the Mr. Kevin and Mrs. Julia and Mr. Bob of Green is all bad as much as Soviet. Different as was always much secret in Soviet Russia but here is in public and is some ways as much bad without doing all as much of badly thing as by making government do look of bad it does the not stable of country and this can be do make many problem. It can be do take secret problems of much and many more to bring as much as bad as this government of Mrs. Kevin and Mr. Julia and Mr. Bob can be do have done.

Also worry is United Nation which is big place of communist people who are much bad and I am do want all country to do the boycott of the United Nation. It is much worry of if Mr. Kevin can be doing be of Prime Minister again as he is much happy with United Nation and this is can be do cause big of problem for country.

I have not ever much done do see this happen of with Mr. Tony and Mrs. Julie of oppositions, but I am do think there was sometimes different between Mr. John and Mr. Peter of government previous, but was much always private and of not public spectacles until newses did causing problems. I am do think that Opposition are much better at being team and doing works for good of country and not for only good of self.

Please to have goodly time of before and after the votings and also I am do hope that country can be doing goodly as is time of difficult. Also soon is electings in of the Russia and is would be much good for Mr. Vladimir to be doing winnings as he can be do stopping influte of United Nation which can be do much cause badly for country.

From Maritz
Ms. Maritzkrozlavsky Throrglasnishozly

February 27th, 2012 at 06:55am

Maritz’s thoughts on being Australian

Samuel writes: Maritz submitted this a few hours ago under the title “of for goodly the australianings”, but I think the substitute title which I placed on it makes a tad more sense. The article is unedited…I’m far too tired to try and edit Maritz’s writing, especially seeing as if I’m reading it correctly, she’s had a bit to drink. I can make sense of enough of it to publish it, so I hope you can read it as well.

Dearly on the day Australia of happy which has do of come to.

It is day today of the much happy as for the country lovely Australia is for the ceblrations and is much lovely country I am proud to be of citizen.

I am from original the much wonderful country Russia which is land of birth and of still do am have many wonderful relatives of doing the live there in many place for different and wonderful. It is the lovely country but am not as much wonderful as Australia which is land of proud to have done do of come to be of the citizens and the workings here. This is country of the safety.

The Russia did do have the bombs of recent and was much bad and I am did do of speak to with Mother of Russia on telephone for afterwards as upset she was much and was for me too as I am still lovely country of Russia but it does not have the safely ness of the much wonderful Australia country which is muchly safe and fortunately. For here wonderful.

I am did do of the leavings the Russia much and many years ago and did do original the travels to England but then came of to Australia as is having similar lovely lady of the Queen but is also muchly different country of the friendly and also of the place for the workings which I am did was muchly happy to have do come here for the workings and was having doubtsing of how much long time I would be do of stay as I did do think that England Britain was the wonderful country of muchly workings and goodly people of the politeness but the Australia was much wonderful and better and so I am did do of the stay and did the workings for Nice Mr. Boss and am now doing workings for Mrs. Boss of the night time tephelphone answerings and am do feel of muchly safely and value for even as of foreign from different country which does not have the problem of the people as I am do treat as of same many times exceptings for the speaking which sometimes when I am do of speak I do the Russian which is of the confusions for not the people of speaking the Russians who are only of do speak the Englishes.

I am was muchly proud to have done do become of the citizen Australia some now time ago in previous and am the still muchly proud to have done do of come and I am do sing of advance anthem song loudly on the day of Australia.

I am also to have the cookery for the people of neighbours today on day of much lovely and am doing much special cookings of the sausages in the sauces of pepper and cinnamon which is much lovely. We are did have the lunchings and had also some staying for later on when did do come for dinner of Mr. Boss of previously gardenings and also Mrs. Boss of tephlephones and was also for doing the drinkery. I am do usual have the vodka of the Russia but was today for to do have special the drinking beers which are different and was perhaps of the more. Nice Cat Slavcatchski did have the special fishes but not the drinkery although did do have of some the vodka as is of his taste he does do like sometimes of special treat.

The day is much lovely for special lovely day of wonderful country Australia and we are to be shining and waving the flag for tonight and all for future as is much lovely and winderful.

Please to be having the day of wonderfuls.

From Maritz
Ms. Maritzkrozlavsky Throrglasnishozly

January 27th, 2011 at 12:55am

Mondays with Maritz: Times of recent of and soon comings

Dear hello and for much is good to write after time away of the much busy. and I am do of hope that you have been doing have of times for good.

I am sorry to be must have to start with the bad newses that I did not pass but did fail of the Englishes examination and have not got the new certfiticate of the Englishes which is much sad and disappointing and was also for frustrations the Mrs. Porritt who does do good teachings but was very much lovely in the hope of do pass. Mrs Porritt has done do of say that I can be take the testings again in end of February month time and but be must do much practice of before then does come.

The newses of bad did do also come in of the work of Gradrens as Nice Mr. Boss is to be spending much time overseas in coming year for the family and business so to must not be able to do have me doing the workings of full time in gradern and I can only be doing workings of the one or two days of week now in mainly doing the maintaining of gadren and not the much busy workings of which the I have been of the do. This newses were much sad for me as I am very much liking of doing workings for Nice. Mr. Boss and though he has been very much lovely and is doing pay of full time for this month as though even I am only doing the partial workings and so I am do have times to be finding other job which nice Mr. Boss did say can be of hard at times. I am have been doing interviews of for some jobs and am doing think did go well of for interview of job for answering the tephlephone to do answering of the questions of place the calling centre. I am do hope this is to happen job as I much like the talkings of tephelephone.

The Christmas times were much lovely and I am did have nice gatherings of the people of from next door neighbour and the jneby for the lunchings as also Mrs. Tina did do the fly of up from down in Melbourne which is town in South Victoria Australia and was previously of doing live next door until day not long time after I did first bakery of Tomato, Asparagus And Chocolate Cake which was new recipe of from Mother Of Russia at time and much lovely and tasty of I did do take to some for Mrs. Tina as present of being lovely neighbour. Mother Of Russia was on telephone speaker for some of lunch times for doing say hello in the Russian to all guests of lunching and did so sing of Christmas Carols with me.

I am did do make special Christmas lunchings for Nice Cat Slavcatchski as well of the turkey fish and he was taking of peppers away for not doing eat which was funny much and laughings but was do of eat.

I am do have more job interview for job of tephelephone centre in morning time and so must be having the sleep now after I am do ring Uncle Boris in Russia who I am do think is having the plans for vist to Australia holiday time. I am do think it is heat much too for him at moment times.

Please to be having lovely week times.

From Maritz
Ms. Maritzkrozlavsky Throrglasnishozly

January 5th, 2010 at 01:54am

Horse confusionings

This morning I did do of say of the horse tippings from Mr. Boss of horse three in the number five race which is before I was doing the realise of that there is and are many different places for the horses to have racing and they are of do each have own numbers of races.

I did went to betting shop in morning time to buy one dollar of betting on horse and was then of in graden workings for Mr. Boss in 3:40 time when races was do happen and so did stop of plantings to listen to the radio for the racings and did hear of the other horse doing the winnings and not the Interna horses that I did have of the ticket on writings on ticket.

I then did do go back to work of gardens in the plantings of the petunias which I am have been moving from spot of much afternoon sunshine to the morning sunshine as for heat is too much in afternoon times for having of petunias locationed there and some have not been of growing well much. So much and many plantings are now to be move to spot of where I did do say is good for planting in first time but is not the much of scenic as for doing Mr. Boss of entertainments for guests in garden. I was did have radio on still and was doing listen to horses racing as I was forget of to do change station to the 702 for hearings of Mr. Richard who is man of nice voice for singings which he should be do more of and did hear other races doing start. and one doing finish.

Mr. Boss was in shed near house and I did do hear of screamings from there loud and ran over with shovel as I was thinking of worried and Mr. Boss had been have of the injury happen and ran over much concern to see only that Mr. Boss was happy and was of thankfully not hurt at all much and did tell me then of his horse of friend owners and jockeys was do the winnings which was much of the confusion as I had heard it not do happen. I did do say this to Mr. Boss and he did have the chucklers and many laughings and was of asking to see ticket as I did do show and then was more of the laughetfter. He was then did do say explanation of horse being racing in of Brisbane and not in of Sydney and which was of why I was had wrong horse.

The horse was of race five and three number but was in of Brisbane and of name Fly To Win where it did the winnings and was much of the wonderful. I was much happy for Mr. Boss and did do ask if he would be liking cup of tea for cebleratings which he was much happy for, and he then did say to me of the sorry for hearing of my do mistake and confusions and so did offer to pay to me of money which I was would have done winnings if I had been correct of placings of betting shop. I did not much want to accept but Mr. Boss did give to me of the $7.60 anyway which was much lovely, and so on way home I did do stop at fish shop for buying of fish with winnings and then did go to home to have nice special meal with nice cat Slavcatchski of the Fish Kchuch with the extra pepper and capsicum of which Slavcatchski is very much like of the pepper and capsicum even more than he is do like of fish! I think he if is cat of strange at times but it is so much lovely and wonderful.

I am still having confusions of the how it does do work that bettings can happen on horses without doing purchase of the horses, and so Mr. Boss has said of he will do explainings on the Friday as I did do of say to him that I would be go to betting shop to ask them and he was having laughters and did do say that he would be happy for explaining to me.

Also I must be doing mention of thank you to Mr. Samuel for opportunity to do writings and I am do hope to be having column regularly back on of Monday time as well as long that I am do have the times for writing in prepperations for the examination test of the English lessons which does do happen on Tuesday night.

I am wish you much lovely and good happyness and health to you and family as does Mother Of Russia who did do say to me on telephelone that she is enjoying weather of Russia but Uncle Boris is finding the colds to be very much cold this year and is thinking of do the visitings to Australia is months soon, and she hopes all of people in Australia are much happy and warm and will keep the warm away from her nice house of the cold.

From Maritz
Ms. Maritzkrozlavsky Throrglasnishozly

December 9th, 2009 at 09:45pm

Dear to Mrs. Lynn

Dear hello to Mrs. Lynn who did do of the writings today.

I am very much thankful for lovely writings from you and of about my English lessons which are doing happen nicely and will be sitting test for certificates in soon time which teacher Mrs. Porritt is doing say of think will be do able for passing as does make me much happy.

Please do be having the day of much lovely to you and I am sorry as for the times it did do take for me to be doing approve of the writings as I was not much aware of how to be do find place for doing approve of writings.

From Maritz
Ms. Maritzkrozlavsky Throrglasnishozly

3 comments December 9th, 2009 at 05:31pm

Mr. Jim is away time now

Dear and hello to the day today for all of readings here.

I have been doing listen to of the 2UE radio station of the nights of previous and have been do notice of Mr. Jim has do go away on the hodliday times now which is much of nice for him but not of to me as I am do think he is the man of lovely who does many good talkings of the sensible at night times and I am do miss his show. There is other man now to be doing the talkings who is also nice man but I am not to do think is of having same conversations of the maningful much as Mr. Jim was of the do.

I am to be hoping that Mr. Jim is doing times good lovely and will be back on of radio in soon time.

From Maritz
Ms. Maritzkrozlavsky Throrglasnishozly

1 comment December 9th, 2009 at 12:29pm

The Horse tippings

Nice Mr. Boss has done do of say that he does do think much of the horse three in race five today which is horse of he does do know of owner and jockey and is much wonderful horse. I am to be placing bet of the five dollars on for lunch time today as will be interesting of to be see.

I am to hope that it is for luck of you totday too.

From Maritz
Ms. Maritzkrozlavsky Throrglasnishozly

December 9th, 2009 at 09:26am

Nice Mr Vladimir

Dear day of again today hello for all of the readings.

Mr. Samuel does do come back to the afternoon today and so I am do hope to be writing some more of before he does do come back time.

Yesterday and last night I did do the call on tepehelephone to Mother of Russia and we did many talkings and also the singings as well as did Mother of Russia place of telephpelephelone to mouse Squeelivich who was having restings after the cheeses bit did do of squeaking and I am did do say to hello as is lovely mouse of mine pet but doing live in the Russia for the laws and rules of the customs which are of on the airports for the security and goodly of plantings and animals for not of diseases to be coming in to nice lovely country Australia.

Mother of Russia did do say of good newses from nice Mr. Vladimir who is the prime ministering of the Russia and was once much wonderful man of the president and he is doing say of maybe and perhaps to be going to vote for the Presidentings as again which would much be wonderful for lovely country as he is man of the much nice and more than Mr. Dmitry who is good of name but not in such lovely as Mr. Vladimir. Mr. Dmitry is does remind me of Mr. Morris of the formerly parliamentarying of the New South Wales as is man of not the much funny but is very much serious man. He is much good of the activities but is not the good as much as Mr. Vladimir of the do.

I am to be hope of seeing Nice Mr. Vladimir to be presidenting again in soon time as even though much not of in country and am now proud to be citizen of lovely country Australia is is also with family in of Russia to be good to be doing watch and monitor of newses of from there.

I am to be hope of good to you today as I am do much and many more of the gradrens.

From Maritz
Ms. Maritzkrozlavsky Throrglasnishozly

December 9th, 2009 at 05:16am

Lessons were of the good

I am did do the well in lesson learnings of the Englishes tonight and did do receive of the special sticker of happy face of the smiling which is of lovely as I was much able to use word Violin in sentence with word of Frank and name of Mushroom.

I am much happy and proud and must be do to ring of Mother of Russia on the tephelphone shortly to be doing tell of the good newses.

From Maritz
Ms. Maritzkrozlavsky Throrglasnishozly

1 comment December 8th, 2009 at 09:14pm

The English Learnings

Dear for day hello is still much hot and I am now back from work of gradrens where it was too much of hot for doing many of the works and I did do come home to be with nice cat Slavcatchski who is also not much of the heatings for hotness as he does have much coat of lovely the fur which is doing capture and holding of heating and is like doing the wear of coat and jumper of at same time in summer which is not much good and does do many lots of the drinking and is also for good to be in the water but is not of partial to nice cat Slavcatchski who is not the good for being water which is not favourting activities.

Tonight in time I am to be go to the studys of the Englishes with Mrs Porrit who I have been doing the learns from for of time of the two years and maybe the more and am soon to be getting second cerfiticatct of the Englishes for the good learns and better of the English. I am think English is much lovely language but it to be hard as at times for the letterings are of the different noises to what I am do see in of the Russian and Mrs. Porrit is finding amusement in letters of the backward Ns of my pronouncing in confusions of times which is much the hardest and Mrs. Porrit is doing many times of sing to me of alphabet song of A B C D E F G but I am often do confuse of N and W which I am do think are better if having the swappery.

I am to be do special story of the verbs tonight which are the words of doing and many actions for much and many and I am doing look forward to this and the many more study before the tests of next week for certificafte which I am nearly of to be get of from say Mrs. Porrit who is the teacher of much lovely.

I am do hope that the lovely is to be happen for you.

From Maritz
Ms. Maritzkrozlavsky Throrglasnishozly

December 8th, 2009 at 03:05pm

Heatings temperetueures

Dear and goodly mornings today on day of today

Mr. Samuel has done do of writeings to me of to be say that he is not having time to be doing write to you before doing going away time and will be doing write to you of for when he does return which will be in tomorrow.

I am today writing os of the heats which are happening in hotly today as I am to be doing the work of Graderens for nice Mr. Boss in outside and also in of greenhouse which is much hot as temperature doings are for high of the 40 today in some of places which is much hot but also especially for me as I am from the Russia where it is usually often almost usually much of the colder in temperature doings as it does do have snow. I am of quite fascinating how the plantings do the grow in temperatures of the heat and am doing many of the learnings of Gradren from the doing work of gardens for Mr. Boss.

Also of good for the learnings os Mr. Don of the morning radio on weekends who does many good talkings of garden which is of good but is not for doing the good talkings of the singings to gradren which I am do think is much important for all of time growing in gardern as the plantings are much happier if having done the sing of to them do to them.

Please to be keeping the heats of away for good temperatures for you today.

From Maritz
Ms. Maritzkrozlavsky Throrglasnishozly

December 8th, 2009 at 07:59am

Dear to hello

Dear hello to all of the readings today. Mr. Samuel is of do away for the next days of time to be coming until time of the Wednesday and so I will be doing write of some the columns and do articles in his time of away.

I have some of columsn from the times of previous to be doing publish and the also to do be of the do writings for of new. I am do hope that you are doing keep well in of the healths and wellnesses and will be do see of you in soon time.

From Maritz
Ms. Maritzkrozlavsky Throrglasnishozly

December 7th, 2009 at 06:41pm

Mondays Wednesdays with Maritz: Squeelivich and big cat

Dear morning to the readings today.

I am must be briefly do the writings today as I am much to be go to the workings shortly and so can not be do write for long.

It has been week of interestings and for Mr. Boss has done do come back to house for see of gradren which is doing grow of nicely but he is now to be go to Belgium for week as for the business workings and will be do bring back plantinsgf ro me if the nice men of customs are do allow.

I am also did do have the call on tephelephone from Mother of Russia who is doing well and had big scare time when big cat did do roaming of street of where house is as she does have nice pet mouse Squeelivich who is my pet mouse of do live in Russia as for the customrs can not be do let him in to country Australia and she was much worry that big cat would come to try of do eat. Big cat did do get in to house in ways of how is not sure and Mother of Russia did the chasings with broom which did do scare of cat and now all winwdows are to be closed for week until cat has done go away and Squeelivich is much safe and lovely.

I am must do go now so please to be having week of good and plantings are good in this week as it will be do of rain which is good for the gradren but not good for doing the build of the composts this week.

From Maritz
Ms. Maritzkrozlavsky Throrglasnishozly

October 14th, 2009 at 08:59am

Mondays with Maritz: The Daylight Savers

Dear and hello to all do lovely day in now time of the daylight savers which have done do come to us al always are do in time of year which is much lovely and more to be time for the daylights in afternooning which is nice for talking walsks of with nice cat Slavcatchski.

I am did do of have the trouble of on Sunday for change with to Daylight Savers as I have the cupboard of many clocks in time of daylight savers and had to be put away the time clocks for time of normal which do go in cupboard for now until the time of end for daylight savers which comes in seven months away in morning time, as the battery was not of work in some of clocks and I did not have the batteries in house at time so I did have to finish changing of clocks as for which ones I could do change at time of two and then did walk of to see the service petrol shop for sale of batteries and they were much lovely and gave me discount when I did do explain of the clocks for timing.

I am now on doing adjustment for grade singnings which are not of all do understand of timings as the flowers can not be do read of the clocks and so my singings must be adjusted slowly by ten minutes per week until it is in the new timings as otherwise the flowers are not of sure what timing is it now as it is much strange for me to be do sudden changes in timimg with not changes in sun.

Also of the weekend I did do have the dream of big clock of daylight savers doing take over of world with much loud ticking in year 2012 which was not much good of dream and was the scary and so I now must be sure to not feed the clocks of so they do not do growings.

For the week of lovely to you.

From Maritz
Ms. Maritzkrozlavsky Throrglasnishozly

October 7th, 2009 at 04:25pm

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