Archive for February 23rd, 2007

Radio Review Notice

Firstly, the radio review schedule was on track for one day. Mix 106.3 had their first review period recorded on Thursday, but due to unforseen circumstances I have not as yet had a chance to listen to it, or set up the recording for the next station on the list, which should have been recorded today. As such the schedule has been put back by one weekday. The Mix 106.3 review will be online tomorrow morning at 6am.

Update 12:20pm Saturday February 24: Or Sunday or Monday at 6am…best, plans, mice, men. End Update


4 comments February 23rd, 2007 at 08:09pm


Those of you who were listening to Glenn Wheeler on Sunday afternoon would have already heard my golf joke…but here it is anyway

Q: What happens in Golf when your ball hits a bird?
A: You get a free birdie!

OK, here’s one from Terry in Lismore (he informs me that he is a (John Laws network station) 2LM listener).

Three golfing buddies died in a car accident and went to heaven.
Upon arrival, they noticed the most beautiful golf course they had ever seen. St. Peter told them they were welcome to play the course, but he cautioned them with one rule: “Don’t step on the ducks.”

The men had blank expressions on their faces, and finally one of them said, “The ducks?”
“Yes,” St. Peter Said. “There are millions of ducks walking around the golf course, and when one of them is stepped on, he squawks, and then the one next to him squawks, and soon they’re all raising hell and it really breaks the tranquility. If you step on the ducks, you’ll be punished.”

The men start playing the course, and within 15 minutes, one of the guys stepped on a duck. The duck squawked, and soon there was a deafening roar of ducks quacking.
St. Peter appeared with an extremely homely woman and asked, “Who stepped on a duck?”
“I did,” admitted one of the men. St. Peter immediately pulled out a pair of handcuffs and cuffed the man to the homely woman. “I told you not to step on the ducks,” he said. “Now you’ll be handcuffed together for eternity.”

The two other men were very cautious not to step on any ducks, but a couple of weeks later, one of them accidentally did. The quacks were as deafening as before, and within minutes, St. Peter walked up with a woman who was even uglier than the other one. He determined who stepped on the duck by seeing the fear in the man’s face, and he cuffed him to the woman. “I told you not to step on the ducks,” St. Peter said. “Now you’ll be handcuffed together for eternity.”

The third man was extremely careful. Some days he wouldn’t even move for fear of nudging a duck. After three months of this, he still hadn’t stepped on a duck. St. Peter walked up to the man and had with him the most beautiful woman the man had ever seen. St. Peter smiled and without a word, handcuffed him to the beautiful woman and walked off.

The man, knowing that he would be handcuffed to this woman for eternity, let out a sigh and said, “What have I done to deserve this?”
The woman replied: “I don’t know about you, but I stepped on a duck.”

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