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Photo of Coranderrk St/Constitution Ave intersection at 5:34pm on Wednesday August 2nd

Here is a photo I took on Wednesday at 5:34pm looking towards the Coranderrk St/Constitution Ave intersection from the foot bridge which crosses Coranderrk St and joins the Reid CIT campus with the area in front of the convention centre.

The photo is out of focus a bit, but I think it worked out well…I like the effect the moving cars had on the slightly longer than usual exposure time, which was the camera’s attempt at compensating for poor light.

Samuel

August 4th, 2006 at 02:45pm

Blog View Stats for June

Time for the Blog View Stats for June.

The webstat reports and the Persiflage download stats can be found at https://samuelgordonstewart.com/wp-content/blogstats/2006/june/

There were 10,046 page views in June, down from 14,259 in May, and 4,083 visitors, down from 4,787 in May.

There were 4,482 views of the front page on all of its URLs.

The most popular articles were:

• Tired
• Unwelcome Behaviour
• Dickson College Protest
• John B1_B5 Adds To The “Voice Of Reason” Confusion and
• Birthday In Review

Google once again remained the most popular search engine with 90.09% of all search engine referrals coming from Google. Yahoo was next with 8.70%, and MSN was next on 0.58%.

The top ten search keywords were:

1. samuel gordon stewart
2. schnappi video
3. Samuel Gordon Stewart
4. samuel gordon-stewart
5. 2ue studio
6. SAMUEL GORDON STEWART
7. samuel gordon
8. samuel stewart
9. dickson college
10. wheel of fortune rob elliot

Among the odd keywords were

• calendar whiteboards
• 2005 2006 email contacts of fuzhou @hotmail.com
• my coffee cup braddon
• why is it neccessary to have outside broadcast production
• samuel gordon stewart meeting
• kryal castle
• citcard reviews
• Kambah Dickson Cook Hall
• early bird worms
• automatic door saturday night live
• 234 802 554 9993
• optusnet mail christmas card 2005
• Samuél Stewart
• male model dreadlocks
• sunfire T2000 blog
• fasha dog spam
• pie graph and sleep deprived
• boys in skivvies
• clive stuart cycles

Internet Explorer gained quite a bit and remained the most popular browser with 67.32% of the readership, Firefox dropped and was next with 25.80%, Safari also dropped to have 5.01%, Opera had a slight drop to 1.49%. Mozilla Suite and Netscape were under 1%, with Konqueror and others under 0.1%.

Windows was the most popular Operating System, and gained a few points, with 89.77% of the readership, followed by Mac, which recorded a large drop, with 8.63%, and Linux which dropped a bit, to be on 1.56%. All others were under 0.10%.

The vast majority of readers were in Australia, althought the number did drop slightly, 82.96% of readers were from the sunburnt Country of sweeping plains. Next was the US with 4.63%, Japan with 3.38% and the UK with 3.26%. The rest of the 69 countires were under 1%.

The most popular files for the month were:

• Mike Frame’s first moments on-air at Bunnings Belconnen in Real Video format, downloaded 123 times.
• Editorial Echoes #8, downloaded 88 times.
• Mike Frame chatting with Bruce Huskings, manager of Bunnings Belconnen, and 2CC’s Bunnings Broadcast, downloaded 84 times.
• Wayne Mac talking about “Don’t Touch That Dial” on 6PR last year, downloaded 84 times.
• Mychat with John Kerr before the 2005 New Day Australia Christmas Cruise, downloaded 81 times.

The top referring sites for the month were:

• The Spin Starts Here: 386 referrals
• The RiotACT: 38 referrals
• GrodsCorp: 14 referrals.
• Brown Noise Unit: 11 referrals.
• Loadedog: 8 Referrals.

Bandwidth
June 2006: 5,900MB
May 2006: 14,680MB
April 2006: 32,130MB
March 2006: 12,350MB
February 2006 9,280MB
January 2006: 14,240MB
December 2005: 14,010MB
November 2005: 2,870MB
October 2005: 657.85MB
September 2005: 519.89MB
August 2005: 82.93MB

Samuel’s Persiflage Statistics

Samuel

2 comments August 4th, 2006 at 12:26pm

The Cunning Blonde

This one was sent by “Paul” to Stuart Bocking about a week ago…it’a nother Blonde joke, but it’s not your average Blonde joke…read on…

There was a blonde who found herself sitting next to a Lawyer on an airplane.

The lawyer just kept bugging the blonde wanting her to play a game of intelligence. Finally, the lawyer offered her 10 to 1 odds, and said every time the blonde could not answer one of his questions, she owed him $5, but every time he could not answer hers, he’d give her $50.

The lawyer figured he could not lose, and the blonde reluctantly accepted.

The lawyer first asked, “What is the distance between the Earth and the nearest star?”
Without saying a word the blonde handed him $5.

Then the blonde asked, “What goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes back down the hill with 4 legs?”
Well, the lawyer looked puzzled. He took several hours, looking up everything he could on his laptop and even placing numerous air-to-ground phone calls trying to find the answer. Finally, angry and frustrated, he gave up and paid the blonde $50

The blonde put the $50 into her purse without comment, but the lawyer insisted, “What is the answer to your question?”
Without saying a word, the blonde handed him $5.

$40 profit…probably come in handy at some stage.

Do you have something you would like to contribute to Friday Funnies? If so, email it to smoothwallsamuel@gmail.com. All contributions welcome!

Samuel

2 comments August 4th, 2006 at 10:39am

Samuel’s Footy Tips

Time for another weekend of footy tips, so here we go!

NRL Round 22
Storm V Tigers
Roosters V Knights
Warriors V Sharks
Rabbitohs V Panthers
Cowboys V Bulldogs
Eels V Dragons
Raiders V Broncos

AFL Round 18
Saints V Eagles
Blues V Demons
Tigers V Bulldogs
Swans V Bombers
Crows V Magpies
Lions V Cats
Kangaroos V Power
Dockers V Hawks

Samuel

August 4th, 2006 at 06:19am