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The Cunning Blonde

August 4th, 2006 at 10:39am

This one was sent by “Paul” to Stuart Bocking about a week ago…it’a nother Blonde joke, but it’s not your average Blonde joke…read on…

There was a blonde who found herself sitting next to a Lawyer on an airplane.

The lawyer just kept bugging the blonde wanting her to play a game of intelligence. Finally, the lawyer offered her 10 to 1 odds, and said every time the blonde could not answer one of his questions, she owed him $5, but every time he could not answer hers, he’d give her $50.

The lawyer figured he could not lose, and the blonde reluctantly accepted.

The lawyer first asked, “What is the distance between the Earth and the nearest star?”
Without saying a word the blonde handed him $5.

Then the blonde asked, “What goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes back down the hill with 4 legs?”
Well, the lawyer looked puzzled. He took several hours, looking up everything he could on his laptop and even placing numerous air-to-ground phone calls trying to find the answer. Finally, angry and frustrated, he gave up and paid the blonde $50

The blonde put the $50 into her purse without comment, but the lawyer insisted, “What is the answer to your question?”
Without saying a word, the blonde handed him $5.

$40 profit…probably come in handy at some stage.

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  • 1. Chuck A. Spear  |  August 4th, 2006 at 11:58 am

    Sam, blonde jokes are a form of misogyny. I just didn’t pick you to post such unfunny tripe.

  • 2. Samuel  |  August 5th, 2006 at 11:08 pm

    It might be unfunny to you, but it is funny to me…if you would prefer something else, email it to me.


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