Archive for December 15th, 2006

Santa Prepares For Christmas

The Friday Funny this week comes from Rodney in Adelaide.

Not long ago and far away, Santa was getting ready for his annual trip…but there were problems everywhere.

Four of his elves got sick, and the trainee elves did not produce the toys as fast as the regular ones so Santa was beginning to feel the pressure of being behind

Then Mrs. Claus told Santa that her mom was coming to visit. This stressed Santa even more. When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were about to give birth and two had jumped the fence and were out, heaven knows where. More Stress.

Then when he began to load the sleigh, one of the boards cracked and the toy bag fell to the ground and scattered the toys. Totally frustrated, Santa went into the house for a cup of coffee and a shot of whiskey.

When he went to the cupboard, he found the elves had hit the bottle and there was nothing to drink. In his frustration, he dropped the coffee pot and it broke into hundreds of little pieces all over the kitchen floor. He went to get the broom and found that mice had eaten the straw it was made from.

Just then the door bell rang and Santa cussed on his way to the door. He opened the door and there was a little angel with a great big Christmas tree. The angel said: “Where would you like to put this tree fat man?”

And that my friend, is how the little angel came to be on top of the tree.

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December 15th, 2006 at 10:10am

…And they’re back

As an update to the email to Stuart Bocking below, I might as well let you know that the aches, pains, and general zombieish feeling are back. Looks like another trip to the doctor for me.

Even worse, I want to go to work, but I know that my concentration level is quite low at the moment, and as such it is taking a long time to write or type anything…and the monitor is giving me a headache (why am I writing this?)…and whatever I have in contagious and I don’t want to spread it.

This could be a new low, blogging about whatever ails me.


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