Archive for December, 2009

Horse confusionings

This morning I did do of say of the horse tippings from Mr. Boss of horse three in the number five race which is before I was doing the realise of that there is and are many different places for the horses to have racing and they are of do each have own numbers of races.

I did went to betting shop in morning time to buy one dollar of betting on horse and was then of in graden workings for Mr. Boss in 3:40 time when races was do happen and so did stop of plantings to listen to the radio for the racings and did hear of the other horse doing the winnings and not the Interna horses that I did have of the ticket on writings on ticket.

I then did do go back to work of gardens in the plantings of the petunias which I am have been moving from spot of much afternoon sunshine to the morning sunshine as for heat is too much in afternoon times for having of petunias locationed there and some have not been of growing well much. So much and many plantings are now to be move to spot of where I did do say is good for planting in first time but is not the much of scenic as for doing Mr. Boss of entertainments for guests in garden. I was did have radio on still and was doing listen to horses racing as I was forget of to do change station to the 702 for hearings of Mr. Richard who is man of nice voice for singings which he should be do more of and did hear other races doing start. and one doing finish.

Mr. Boss was in shed near house and I did do hear of screamings from there loud and ran over with shovel as I was thinking of worried and Mr. Boss had been have of the injury happen and ran over much concern to see only that Mr. Boss was happy and was of thankfully not hurt at all much and did tell me then of his horse of friend owners and jockeys was do the winnings which was much of the confusion as I had heard it not do happen. I did do say this to Mr. Boss and he did have the chucklers and many laughings and was of asking to see ticket as I did do show and then was more of the laughetfter. He was then did do say explanation of horse being racing in of Brisbane and not in of Sydney and which was of why I was had wrong horse.

The horse was of race five and three number but was in of Brisbane and of name Fly To Win where it did the winnings and was much of the wonderful. I was much happy for Mr. Boss and did do ask if he would be liking cup of tea for cebleratings which he was much happy for, and he then did say to me of the sorry for hearing of my do mistake and confusions and so did offer to pay to me of money which I was would have done winnings if I had been correct of placings of betting shop. I did not much want to accept but Mr. Boss did give to me of the $7.60 anyway which was much lovely, and so on way home I did do stop at fish shop for buying of fish with winnings and then did go to home to have nice special meal with nice cat Slavcatchski of the Fish Kchuch with the extra pepper and capsicum of which Slavcatchski is very much like of the pepper and capsicum even more than he is do like of fish! I think he if is cat of strange at times but it is so much lovely and wonderful.

I am still having confusions of the how it does do work that bettings can happen on horses without doing purchase of the horses, and so Mr. Boss has said of he will do explainings on the Friday as I did do of say to him that I would be go to betting shop to ask them and he was having laughters and did do say that he would be happy for explaining to me.

Also I must be doing mention of thank you to Mr. Samuel for opportunity to do writings and I am do hope to be having column regularly back on of Monday time as well as long that I am do have the times for writing in prepperations for the examination test of the English lessons which does do happen on Tuesday night.

I am wish you much lovely and good happyness and health to you and family as does Mother Of Russia who did do say to me on telephelone that she is enjoying weather of Russia but Uncle Boris is finding the colds to be very much cold this year and is thinking of do the visitings to Australia is months soon, and she hopes all of people in Australia are much happy and warm and will keep the warm away from her nice house of the cold.

From Maritz
Ms. Maritzkrozlavsky Throrglasnishozly

December 9th, 2009 at 09:45pm

Dear to Mrs. Lynn

Dear hello to Mrs. Lynn who did do of the writings today.

I am very much thankful for lovely writings from you and of about my English lessons which are doing happen nicely and will be sitting test for certificates in soon time which teacher Mrs. Porritt is doing say of think will be do able for passing as does make me much happy.

Please do be having the day of much lovely to you and I am sorry as for the times it did do take for me to be doing approve of the writings as I was not much aware of how to be do find place for doing approve of writings.

From Maritz
Ms. Maritzkrozlavsky Throrglasnishozly

3 comments December 9th, 2009 at 05:31pm

Mr. Jim is away time now

Dear and hello to the day today for all of readings here.

I have been doing listen to of the 2UE radio station of the nights of previous and have been do notice of Mr. Jim has do go away on the hodliday times now which is much of nice for him but not of to me as I am do think he is the man of lovely who does many good talkings of the sensible at night times and I am do miss his show. There is other man now to be doing the talkings who is also nice man but I am not to do think is of having same conversations of the maningful much as Mr. Jim was of the do.

I am to be hoping that Mr. Jim is doing times good lovely and will be back on of radio in soon time.

From Maritz
Ms. Maritzkrozlavsky Throrglasnishozly

1 comment December 9th, 2009 at 12:29pm

The Horse tippings

Nice Mr. Boss has done do of say that he does do think much of the horse three in race five today which is horse of he does do know of owner and jockey and is much wonderful horse. I am to be placing bet of the five dollars on for lunch time today as will be interesting of to be see.

I am to hope that it is for luck of you totday too.

From Maritz
Ms. Maritzkrozlavsky Throrglasnishozly

December 9th, 2009 at 09:26am

Nice Mr Vladimir

Dear day of again today hello for all of the readings.

Mr. Samuel does do come back to the afternoon today and so I am do hope to be writing some more of before he does do come back time.

Yesterday and last night I did do the call on tepehelephone to Mother of Russia and we did many talkings and also the singings as well as did Mother of Russia place of telephpelephelone to mouse Squeelivich who was having restings after the cheeses bit did do of squeaking and I am did do say to hello as is lovely mouse of mine pet but doing live in the Russia for the laws and rules of the customs which are of on the airports for the security and goodly of plantings and animals for not of diseases to be coming in to nice lovely country Australia.

Mother of Russia did do say of good newses from nice Mr. Vladimir who is the prime ministering of the Russia and was once much wonderful man of the president and he is doing say of maybe and perhaps to be going to vote for the Presidentings as again which would much be wonderful for lovely country as he is man of the much nice and more than Mr. Dmitry who is good of name but not in such lovely as Mr. Vladimir. Mr. Dmitry is does remind me of Mr. Morris of the formerly parliamentarying of the New South Wales as is man of not the much funny but is very much serious man. He is much good of the activities but is not the good as much as Mr. Vladimir of the do.

I am to be hope of seeing Nice Mr. Vladimir to be presidenting again in soon time as even though much not of in country and am now proud to be citizen of lovely country Australia is is also with family in of Russia to be good to be doing watch and monitor of newses of from there.

I am to be hope of good to you today as I am do much and many more of the gradrens.

From Maritz
Ms. Maritzkrozlavsky Throrglasnishozly

December 9th, 2009 at 05:16am

Lessons were of the good

I am did do the well in lesson learnings of the Englishes tonight and did do receive of the special sticker of happy face of the smiling which is of lovely as I was much able to use word Violin in sentence with word of Frank and name of Mushroom.

I am much happy and proud and must be do to ring of Mother of Russia on the tephelphone shortly to be doing tell of the good newses.

From Maritz
Ms. Maritzkrozlavsky Throrglasnishozly

1 comment December 8th, 2009 at 09:14pm

The English Learnings

Dear for day hello is still much hot and I am now back from work of gradrens where it was too much of hot for doing many of the works and I did do come home to be with nice cat Slavcatchski who is also not much of the heatings for hotness as he does have much coat of lovely the fur which is doing capture and holding of heating and is like doing the wear of coat and jumper of at same time in summer which is not much good and does do many lots of the drinking and is also for good to be in the water but is not of partial to nice cat Slavcatchski who is not the good for being water which is not favourting activities.

Tonight in time I am to be go to the studys of the Englishes with Mrs Porrit who I have been doing the learns from for of time of the two years and maybe the more and am soon to be getting second cerfiticatct of the Englishes for the good learns and better of the English. I am think English is much lovely language but it to be hard as at times for the letterings are of the different noises to what I am do see in of the Russian and Mrs. Porrit is finding amusement in letters of the backward Ns of my pronouncing in confusions of times which is much the hardest and Mrs. Porrit is doing many times of sing to me of alphabet song of A B C D E F G but I am often do confuse of N and W which I am do think are better if having the swappery.

I am to be do special story of the verbs tonight which are the words of doing and many actions for much and many and I am doing look forward to this and the many more study before the tests of next week for certificafte which I am nearly of to be get of from say Mrs. Porrit who is the teacher of much lovely.

I am do hope that the lovely is to be happen for you.

From Maritz
Ms. Maritzkrozlavsky Throrglasnishozly

December 8th, 2009 at 03:05pm

Heatings temperetueures

Dear and goodly mornings today on day of today

Mr. Samuel has done do of writeings to me of to be say that he is not having time to be doing write to you before doing going away time and will be doing write to you of for when he does return which will be in tomorrow.

I am today writing os of the heats which are happening in hotly today as I am to be doing the work of Graderens for nice Mr. Boss in outside and also in of greenhouse which is much hot as temperature doings are for high of the 40 today in some of places which is much hot but also especially for me as I am from the Russia where it is usually often almost usually much of the colder in temperature doings as it does do have snow. I am of quite fascinating how the plantings do the grow in temperatures of the heat and am doing many of the learnings of Gradren from the doing work of gardens for Mr. Boss.

Also of good for the learnings os Mr. Don of the morning radio on weekends who does many good talkings of garden which is of good but is not for doing the good talkings of the singings to gradren which I am do think is much important for all of time growing in gardern as the plantings are much happier if having done the sing of to them do to them.

Please to be keeping the heats of away for good temperatures for you today.

From Maritz
Ms. Maritzkrozlavsky Throrglasnishozly

December 8th, 2009 at 07:59am

I’ll be away for a couple days

It looks like Maritz pre-empted me, but she is right, I will be away tomorrow and Wednesday. Maritz will use the opportunity to catch up on some of her weekly columns which have been absent for a while.

I still have a few things to post before I leave, so I’m not gone just yet. I trust that you will enjoy Maritz’s company while I’m gone.


December 7th, 2009 at 07:24pm

Dear to hello

Dear hello to all of the readings today. Mr. Samuel is of do away for the next days of time to be coming until time of the Wednesday and so I will be doing write of some the columns and do articles in his time of away.

I have some of columsn from the times of previous to be doing publish and the also to do be of the do writings for of new. I am do hope that you are doing keep well in of the healths and wellnesses and will be do see of you in soon time.

From Maritz
Ms. Maritzkrozlavsky Throrglasnishozly

December 7th, 2009 at 06:41pm

Higgins and Bradfield by-elections

Two by-elections have taken place today, one in the electorate of Bradfield for the seat of former Liberal Party leader Brendan Nelson, and the other in Higgins for the seat of former federal Treasurer Peter Costello.

Labor have, for reasons best known to them, decided not to run candidates in these by-elections, effectively making the Greens the main left-wing party to contest these elections. I’m a tad busy panelling for a 1WAY FM Outside Broadcast of Twin City Church’s Carols By Candlelight as well as doing a couple odd jobs for my day job, but I’m trying to keep an eye on these elections as well. Unfortunately I don’t think that they can really be considered a test of Tony Abbott’s leadership without Labor candidates to go up against…but with the party of climate doom (The Greens) as the main opposition in these seats, it is a barometer of the electorate’s stance on climate change.

I’ll update this post with results throughout the night.

Bradfield (top three) – 18.27%% counted
FLETCHER, Paul William – Liberal Party – 9,213 votes (56.14%)
GEMMELL, Susie – The Greens – 4,157 votes (25.33%)
LEISHMAN, Marianne – Australian Sex Party – 524 votes (3.19%)

Higgins (top three) – 21.83% counted
O’DWYER, Kelly – Liberal Party – 9,527 votes (51.59%)
HAMILTON, Clive – The Greens – 6,535 votes (35.39%)
MULHOLLAND, John – D.L.P. – Democratic Labor Party – 662 votes (3.59%)

Bradfield (top three) – 38.06% counted
FLETCHER, Paul William – Liberal Party – 19,087 votes (56.04%)
GEMMELL, Susie – The Greens – 8,683 votes (25.49%)
LEISHMAN, Marianne – Australian Sex Party – 1,102 votes (3.24%)

Higgins (top three) – 47.28% counted
O’DWYER, Kelly – Liberal Party – 21,012 votes (52.57%)
HAMILTON, Clive – The Greens – 13,791 votes (34.50%)
MULHOLLAND, John – D.L.P. – Democratic Labor Party – 1,504 votes (3.76%)

Bradfield (top three) – 53.38% counted
FLETCHER, Paul William – Liberal Party – 26,271 votes (55.30%)
GEMMELL, Susie – The Greens – 12,406 votes (26.12%)
LEISHMAN, Marianne – Australian Sex Party – 1,585 votes (3.34%)
The Liberal Party appear to be home here.

Higgins (top three) – 58.21% counted
O’DWYER, Kelly – Liberal Party – 25,326 votes (51.47%)
HAMILTON, Clive – The Greens – 17,302 votes (35.16%)
MULHOLLAND, John – D.L.P. – Democratic Labor Party – 1,933 votes (3.93%)
This one is a bit closer. The Liberals look pretty comfortable, but Clive Hamilton has a chance on preferences.

The Liberal Party’s Kelly O’Dwyer has declared herself victorious in Higgins. She is almost certainly right, but I would have expected Bradfield to be declared first.

Bradfield (top three) – 58.88% counted
FLETCHER, Paul William – Liberal Party – 29,050 votes (55.46%)
GEMMELL, Susie – The Greens – 13,674 votes (26.10%)
LEISHMAN, Marianne – Australian Sex Party – 1,734 votes (3.31%)
The Liberals have this one in the bag. They should have declared by now.

Higgins has not been updated on the AEC website since the last update.

The Liberals have now declared themselves victorious in Higgins as well.

Bradfield (top three) – 66.41% counted
FLETCHER, Paul William – Liberal Party – 32,501 votes (55.12%)
GEMMELL, Susie – The Greens – 15,567 votes (26.40%)
LEISHMAN, Marianne – Australian Sex Party – 2,002 votes (3.40%)

Higgins (top three) – 61.49% counted (result is final according to the AEC website. Not sure if they mean for the night or if they’re not bothering to count the rest of the votes)
O’DWYER, Kelly – Liberal Party – 26,893 votes (51.74%)
HAMILTON, Clive – The Greens – 18,172 votes (34.96%)
MULHOLLAND, John – D.L.P. – Democratic Labor Party – 2,031 votes (3.91%)

Bradfield (top three) – 69.20% counted (another “final” result)
FLETCHER, Paul William – Liberal Party – 33,991 votes (55.38%)
GEMMELL, Susie – The Greens – 16,071 votes (26.18%)
LEISHMAN, Marianne – Australian Sex Party – 2,087 votes (3.40%)


December 5th, 2009 at 07:43pm

Global warming?

See what happens when Al Gore cancels one of his aeroplane trips and hot air speeches…it snows in Texas!

Houston this morning broke a record with the earliest snowfall ever recorded in the city’s history.

Forecasters are still hedging their bets on the amount, but say the most likely scenario is 1 to 2 inches of widespread snowfall through the day. Some areas could get up to a half a foot.

Light snow already was falling downtown and in other areas before 8:30 a.m. Other forms of precipitation — such as rain, freezing, rain, sleet and hail — also have been reported. Houston’s main weather recording station at Bush Intercontinental Airport reported at trace of snow at 8 a.m., meaning Dec. 4 will go down as the new record.

But emergency management officials say snow isn’t the biggest concern — it’s icy roads. A 12-hour freeze period is expected to begin after sundown today, continuing into Saturday, which could cause hazardous driving conditions.

Meanwhile a similar story is being played out in other parts of the state:

KVUE Storm Team meteorologists expected snow flurries to move into the Interstate 35 corridor Friday morning through mid-afternoon; in fact, very light snow was spotted in the KVUE parking lot in North Austin just before 9 a.m.

Total accumulations in the Hill Country will range from 1/2″ to 1″. Up to 1/2″ was expected in the Austin metro area, and 1″-2″ to the east of Austin near LaGrange.

A winter weather advisory was also in effect from 6 a.m. to 6 p.m. The high Friday will be 36

And a “freeze warning” is in place in the Nevada desert, with snow expected in Las Vegas on Tuesday:
Vegas Freeze

Yep, sure is warm there!


December 5th, 2009 at 02:38am

The New South Wales soap opera continues

I remember back in 2006 saying to 2UE’s Stuart Bocking that if the New South Wales government was a television soap opera, it would be accused of being too unrealistic. Alas, for the poor sods of New South Wales (OK, some of them deserve it…they did vote for this mess) it’s about as real as it gets.

Today the soap opera continued to get worse by fulfilling a story line which the writers have been slowly forcing on us since August. Kristina Keneally, planning minister for ensuring enviro-whacko involvement slows down development, is the new Premier. She does make history for being the first female Premier of New South Wales (or, to be more precise, she will, once the official swearing-in ceremony takes place), and for that I congratulate her…I just wish there was something to celebrate here.

The weird thing about New South Wales is that all that ever seems to happen is the same incompetent people are given different portfolios to “manage”. Once they have done a bad enough job, they get “promoted” off to another job. If you make bad decisions for long enough, you get promoted to Premier, take all the heat from the media about the daily disasters of your government, and then after a few dismal years get to disappear from public life and take up a job with Macquarie Bank. Nathan Rees was so bad at it that he got out of the leadership one day before his 15 month anniversary.

The only thing preventing the Liberals from taking power is that nobody seems to be convinced (even the Liberals themselves don’t appear convinced) that they would do a better job. I just believe that, no matter how addicted Barry O’Farrell is to media stunts, he couldn’t possibly be any worse. This feeling is reaffirmed by the fact that one of Kristina’s closest supporters is “minister-for-almost-everything-he-can-possibly-break” Joe Tripod One.

It occurs to me that Kristina Keneally and US Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid have two things in common. Firstly, they are both of the far-left delusion that socialism works (to be fair, Kristina is on the right with a lot of social issues, but is firmly planted on the left for economic issues). Secondly, they are both from Nevada (I don’t know how I’m going to break it to my Vegas friends that one of their escapees has moved their deckchair to the helm of the SS Titanic New South Wales). One must therefore wonder if the writers of this horrifying soap opera intend on bringing in Harry “Dingy” Reid as Kristina’s deputy when his electorate finally vote him out next year. Between her links to the right-wing of the Party, and Harry’s links to the left, she might just be able to stave off a mutiny long enough for Labor to lose an election.

For the record, Kristina defeated Nathan 47 to 21 in today’s leadership spill. That says more about Nathan’s embarrassing tenure as Premier than it does about Kristina. Realistically, these people should have been unheard-of backbenchers following a John Brogden victory in 2004. One can only dream of how much better New South Wales would be if John hadn’t shot himself in the foot with that stupid “I don’t think I can win” speech a couple days before that election.

So, who wants to predict how long Kristina will last as Premier?


December 3rd, 2009 at 11:59pm

Julia Gillard and reality don’t mix

With New South Wales Premier Nathan Rees facing the possibility of a leadership challenge, Deputy Prime Minister Julia Gillard has thrown in her two cents worth on Nathan’s performance as Premier:

“Obviously Nathan Rees has been doing a wonderful job in the state of New South Wales”

Source: 2GB 11am news

Julia, please just go on your taxpayer-funded holiday and leave the commentary to the sane.


3 comments December 3rd, 2009 at 11:05am

Jason and Heidi

While I think of it (I was going to post it on Sunday, but forgot, as usual), congratulations to Jason Morrison and Heidi Tiltins (both of 2GB) who got married on the weekend.

Best wishes to both of you.


December 2nd, 2009 at 03:10pm

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