Merry Christmas from Samuel and Pebbles
Good morning!
We hope that you have a joyous Christmas. The celebration of the birth of Jesus Christ all those years ago is a momentous and special day…whether you believe or not, may His love and the love of those around you make this a wonderful day for you.
Incidentally, this came through from Fox News’ Todd Starnes a short while ago and, due to the time difference, I find myself in the fortunate position of being able to confirm that NORAD’s reports and advice are spot on.
This is a Fox News Alert
Sources now confirm that NORAD has been mobilized. There are unconfirmed reports of strange activity around the North Pole. At approximately 1300 hours military recon teams detected small individuals wearing pointy shoes loading large boxes into some sort of large cargo container. Air Force pilots on routine patrols have spotted an unidentified flying object – believed to be reindeer accompanied by a large, jolly man dressed in red.
Children in the United States should immediately commence with milk and cookie placement.
This has been a Fox News Alert.
Good work Todd!
Merry Christmas everyone.
Samuel (on behalf of Pebbles, who has finished posing photos and resumed giving tennis balls fitness instructions).
2 comments December 25th, 2013 at 10:37am