Archive for October 16th, 2009

Friday Funnies: Men

This week’s Friday Funny comes to us from John Kerr. Thanks John!

1. Men are like:
Laxatives
They irritate the crap out of you.

2. Men are like:
Bananas
The older they get, the less firm they are.

3. Men are like:
Weather
Nothing can be done to change them.

4. Men are like:
Blenders
You need one, but you’re not quite sure why.

5. Men are like:
Chocolate bars
Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.

6. Men are like:
Commercials
You can’t believe a word they say.

7. Men are like:
Department stores
Their clothes are always 1/2 off!

8. Men are like:
Government bonds
….. They take soooooooo long to mature.

9. Men are like:
Mascara
They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

10. Men are like:
Popcorn
They satisfy you, but only for a little while.

11. Men are like:
Snowstorms
You never know when they’re coming, how many inches you’ll get or how long it will last.

12. Men are like:
Lava lamps
Fun to look at, but not very bright.

13. Men are like:
Parking spots
All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.

Samuel

October 16th, 2009 at 11:01am

KXNT Jerk Of The Week nomination for October 16

Your “Jerk of the Week” submission
Australian Prime Minister Kevin Rudd

Why should this person be the “Jerk of the Week”?
For copying his media strategy from the White House, declaring News Limited newspaper “The Australian” to be a “right-wing” publication with a determined agenda to oppose the government, the day after the White House declared war on FOX News. It’s nice to know that the Bamster and Krudd are both unable to tell the difference between opinion pieces and news reporting.

Your Name (Optional)
Samuel Gordon-Stewart

Casey Hendrickson and Heather Kydd’s Jerk Of The Week airs at 6:09pm Thursday on Newsradio 840 KXNT in Las Vegas (12:09pm Friday in Canberra), but you already knew that.

Samuel

October 16th, 2009 at 07:57am


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