Friday Funnies: Men
October 16th, 2009 at 11:01am
This week’s Friday Funny comes to us from John Kerr. Thanks John!
1. Men are like:
Laxatives
They irritate the crap out of you.
2. Men are like:
Bananas
The older they get, the less firm they are.
3. Men are like:
Weather
Nothing can be done to change them.
4. Men are like:
Blenders
You need one, but you’re not quite sure why.
5. Men are like:
Chocolate bars
Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.
6. Men are like:
Commercials
You can’t believe a word they say.
7. Men are like:
Department stores
Their clothes are always 1/2 off!
8. Men are like:
Government bonds
….. They take soooooooo long to mature.
9. Men are like:
Mascara
They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
10. Men are like:
Popcorn
They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
11. Men are like:
Snowstorms
You never know when they’re coming, how many inches you’ll get or how long it will last.
12. Men are like:
Lava lamps
Fun to look at, but not very bright.
13. Men are like:
Parking spots
All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.
Samuel
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