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Friday Funnies: Men

This week’s Friday Funny comes to us from John Kerr. Thanks John!

1. Men are like:
They irritate the crap out of you.

2. Men are like:
The older they get, the less firm they are.

3. Men are like:
Nothing can be done to change them.

4. Men are like:
You need one, but you’re not quite sure why.

5. Men are like:
Chocolate bars
Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.

6. Men are like:
You can’t believe a word they say.

7. Men are like:
Department stores
Their clothes are always 1/2 off!

8. Men are like:
Government bonds
….. They take soooooooo long to mature.

9. Men are like:
They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

10. Men are like:
They satisfy you, but only for a little while.

11. Men are like:
You never know when they’re coming, how many inches you’ll get or how long it will last.

12. Men are like:
Lava lamps
Fun to look at, but not very bright.

13. Men are like:
Parking spots
All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.