Archive for July 21st, 2006

Television Blonde

A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.

The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn’t serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.

The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn’t serve blondes.

Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.

Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.

To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn’t serve blondes.

The blonde asks the clerk, “How in the world do you know I am a blonde?”

The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,”That’s not a TV — it’s a microwave!”

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Samuel

4 comments July 21st, 2006 at 10:05am

Samuel’s Footy Tips

NRL Round 20
Sea Eagles V Panthers
Tigers V Eels
Knights V Rabbitohs
Bulldogs V Roosters
Storm V Sharks
Cowboys V Broncos
Raiders V Dragons

AFL Round 16
Crows V Kangaroos
Magpies V Eagles
Bombers V Blues
Lions V Hawks
Swans V Tigers
Saints V Power
Cats V Bulldogs
Dockers V Demons

Samuel

1 comment July 21st, 2006 at 08:05am


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