Scary Shower
November 11th, 2005 at 03:49pm
Last night when I had a shower it proved to be a fairly scary experience, allow me to explain.
Before entering the bathroom I could hear footsteps on the roof…human footsteps (unless the local cats have lost half their legs)…whoever it was cleared off fairly quickly, so I suspect it was one of the local loonies.
When I entered the bathroom I went to lock the door, and it would not lock, it felt like someone was holding the door handle on the other side of the door just out of position so that it wouldn’t lock. A minute later it would lock…
During the shower (by which time I was semi-convinced there was someone in the house) the clock downstairs chimed…the first tone from that clock sounds like a human voice which scared me, but then I heard the rest of the chime and all was OK.
After the shower whilst getting dressed the rack hanging from the shower head slipped and made a large bang…needless to say it made me jump…just after that I felt something on my leg, I looked down and saw a big black thing on my leg, I jumped and shook it off and realised that it was a butterfly…by this time my heart was ready to stop beating…oh what a shower.
Samuel
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5 Comments
1. cunninglinguist | November 11th, 2005 at 9:14 pm
Whoa, that is truly creepy! I assume you have barthroom curtains? You can never be too careful. I had someone come to my house and smash my favourite garden gnome – the one that was battery-operated and wolf-whistled when anyone approached the front door. I can’t get another one like it.
That loony woman from that site has your address, no? You must be alert and careful.
2. Samuel | November 12th, 2005 at 12:25 am
Actually, she got the address wrong.
I have a shower curtain if that is what you are asking…I personally prefer them to show screens as you can’t reall se through them and they don’t have a track record of occasionally shattering.
3. fisting dwarves | November 12th, 2005 at 4:14 pm
ohhhhhh…..Samuel…tell me more about your shower…..you’re not the only one who’s getting wet, sugar….
4. Samuel | November 12th, 2005 at 4:47 pm
Let’s see, it involved a shower curtain, water, taps, soap, shampoo, hair conditioner, towels, walls, a heater and myself…hopefully I didn’t forget anything.
5. fisting dwarves | November 13th, 2005 at 2:34 pm
Damn Sammy, I jus’ wanna be in there with you, my right hand mashing into your creamy cheeks with all four digits AND my opposable thumb. Don’t use all that conditioner on your hair now, will you.