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Samuel In Dolgnwot: Series 2, Episode 9

April 30th, 2006 at 11:35pm

Here comes episode nine of series two!

With the Dolgnwot Assay Office closed due to the apparent lack of gold in Dolgnwot, Samuel travels to the nearest assay office, which happens to be in Ballarat. The assay officer seems to think that it would be a good idea to re open the Dolgnwot Assay Office.

The Ballarat Assay Office has a clock much like the one we saw in Samuel’s truck in episode four, and it is displaying a time of 10AM.
Samuel In Dolgnwot, Series Two, Episode 9: Samuel visits the nearest assay office, in Ballarat


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  • 1. wonko the sane  |  May 1st, 2006 at 12:07 am

    Another stirring installment this week. Although, leaving all that gold lying around seems to be inviting crime.

    How much did the golden microphone fetch?

  • 2. Samuel  |  May 1st, 2006 at 12:25 am

    Stay tuned, the fate of the microphone will be revealed in a future episode.

    Well, now we know what entertainment gossip men Peter Ford and Craig Bennett will be speculating about on the radio this week.

  • 3. Chuck A. Spear  |  May 1st, 2006 at 12:37 am

    I don’t want to read too much into things. However, the pile of gold bars on the right, at first glance, has 666 wrtiiten horizontally across it. (Is ‘horizontally across’ an example of tautology?)

    Now that my wig has returned to my head, albiet crooked, I can see that it actually says ‘gold’ vertically.

    I can’t wait to discover the fate of the golden microphone. This is the best episode yet of Samuel in Dolgnwot.

  • 4. Chuck A. Spear  |  May 1st, 2006 at 12:50 am

    Correction – written.

  • 5. wonko the sane  |  May 1st, 2006 at 1:52 am

    The assay officer is also a highly sinister character. His dark robes, strange peaked hat and curious jewellery about his neck are strongly suggestive of the occult.

    Could there be more to this man than it seems? Could he be using the gold for some dark design to bring ruination and plague to Dolgnwot?

  • 6. Samuel  |  May 1st, 2006 at 2:35 am

    Strange Jewellery??? It’s a tie!

  • 7. John B1_B5  |  May 1st, 2006 at 8:25 am

    I see “dogglewort” is still in one piece.
    Obviously that disgruntled ‘Blogger’ hasn’t made good on his threat to “destroy Dogglewort” (sic) .

  • 8. heatseeker  |  May 1st, 2006 at 8:56 am

    I am just trying to correlate the colours in the chequered pattern with the coffee strengths in the corresponding grid of the latest Coffee-Cup-O-Meter in an effort to decipher the dark secret which is Dolgnwot …

  • 9. heatseeker  |  May 1st, 2006 at 8:59 am

    I also find it astounding how those heavy bags apparently defy gravity, as do the two figures .. could this be an indication of some sort of outer space influence?

  • 10. Chuck A. Spear  |  May 1st, 2006 at 4:59 pm

    I say that it may well heatseeker. I am going to comb over the script for Plan Nine From Outer Space. This should point us in the right direction.

  • 11. wonko the sane  |  May 2nd, 2006 at 4:05 pm

    I’ve checked the figures and it appears Dlognwot has a gravity field of more than 15. This would explain why the bags of money can be stacked at such a height and not fall, and also why people go about walking on their heels.


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