November 10th, 2006 at 10:33am
This week’s Friday Funny is sourced from Peter FitzSimon’s column in the Sun-Herald Newspaper.
A Kiwi was hoping to emigrate to Australia. Upon his arrival in Australia, he was questioned by a customs officer, “What is your business in Australia?”
“I wish to immigrate” was the Kiwi’s reply.
The customs officer then asked “Do you have a criminal record?”
Confused, the Kiwi then replied “I didn’t think you still needed one.”
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