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Immigration

This week’s Friday Funny is sourced from Peter FitzSimon’s column in the Sun-Herald Newspaper.
A Kiwi was hoping to emigrate to Australia. Upon his arrival in Australia, he was questioned by a customs officer, “What is your business in Australia?”
“I wish to immigrate” was the Kiwi’s reply.
The customs officer then asked “Do you have a criminal record?”
Confused, the Kiwi then replied “I didn’t think you still needed one.”

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#1 Comment By Jey On November 10, 2006 @ 2:23 pm

I am amused

#2 Comment By Roger Mellie On November 10, 2006 @ 3:21 pm

I was just helping the sheep over the fence.