Scottish Tooth Extraction
November 3rd, 2006 at 10:11am
This week’s Friday Funny comes to us from Charity in Sydney.
A Scotsman phones a dentist to inquire about the cost for a tooth extraction. “$85 for an extraction, sir” the dentist replied.
“$85!!! Huv ye no’ got anythin’ cheaper?”
“That’s the normal charge,” said the dentist.
“Whit aboot if ye didnae use any anaesthetic?”
“That’s unusual, sir, but I could do it and knock $15 off.”
“Whit aboot if ye used one of your dentist trainees and still without an anaesthetic?”
“I can’t guarantee their professionalism and it’ll be painful. But the price could drop to $40”
“How aboot if ye make it a trainin’ session, ave yer student do the extraction, with the other students watchin’ and learnin’?”
It’ll be good for the students”, mulled the dentist. “I’ll charge you $5, but it’s going to be very traumatic.”
“Och, now yer talkin’ laddie! It’s a deal,” said the Scotsman. “Can ye confirm an appointment for the wife next Tuesday then?”
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