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Psychic Dream Of Downloads

January 31st, 2006 at 10:56pm

I had a peculiar dream last night where my bus driver friend downloaded Samuel’s Persiflage Episode 2 and said something along the lines of “Good, it’s a new episode” before double clicking on it and listening to it.

If the dream isn’t odd enough for you, combine it with the email I received from my bus driver friend this morning:

I heard your persiflage and it seems to be getting better all the time. Keep up the good work.

Obviously there is more to the email, but I’m not going to post anything that will reveal his identity.

A very odd chain of events.


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  • 1. Chuck Berry  |  January 31st, 2006 at 11:09 pm

    Very interesting. Is this an example of Jungs’ theory on synchronicity?

    I think it is a meaningful coincidence Samuel and that you are on the right path with making further Persifage’s. Even if they do contain hidden meanings.

    As I post this has just happened to me. A person I was thinking about today who I have not seen for a long time or thought of until today just sent me a text as I type. I don’t like them though…damn

  • 2. heatseeker  |  February 1st, 2006 at 7:57 am

    Yes, very strange how Samuel’s Persiflage affects humans and animals … when I play it to Samantha it makes the eyes roll back in her head! Seems there is definitely some subliminal influence by Samuel’s own admission – he dreams of his friend, who is spookily compelled to e-mail him regarding the Persiflage.

  • 3. Chuck Berry  |  February 1st, 2006 at 2:59 pm

    I am posting this in this section since comments are being heavily moderated for good reason ( I would not like to be a fly on the wall at any defamation hearings involving lawssuits) and because of the time lag it takes to get posted. Also my scroll wheel is on the blink and I don’t like using those little arrows at the bottom of the screen.

    With all this talk of the ‘occult’, I am going to play the devils advocate.

    I have seeked advice (confidentially of coarse) from Peter Costagan (because of his work on the ‘Goanna ‘Royal Comission) and Geoffrey Robertson because of his hypotheticals.

    Here are the reasons Samuel may have Satanic leanings.

    1. I have also been watching Humhrey over the eight weeks that Lawslie was away and came to the conclusion that Humphrey was sending subliminal hand signals to ‘Fat Cat’ to conjure him back on the airwaves. I do suspect Humphrey is a Freemason as is Lawslie.

    2.Heatseeker astutely pointing out that Samuel has been sending subliminal ‘winks’ to Lawslie via ‘Dlognwot’ to poke fun at Alan Jones and his mediocre race driving career. And that they are in ‘kohutes’ (sic) over the origin of the gold microphone. I propose that if SGS wins next years blog awards we hire didgruntled ‘TV Week’ employees and insert them surrupticiously into Ray Martins ‘Office’ to recover his gold logies. We can them melt them down and dip Samuel’s microphone in the liquid and present it to him as a prize. This may equate to Alchemy (a occult practice) but what the heck it is worth it.

    3. Samuel’s disembodied voice played backwards sends subliminal occult signals and or blows up the heads of terrorists. I’m am sure I heard “If you find a better podcast..don’t switch to it stay here forever and ever!”

    4.. Samuel’s photo on ‘Santa’s’ knee was a unwitting nod to the dark lord.

    5. ‘Dlognwot’

    6. Playing ‘voices’ to scammers and communicting in code to others.

    7. Red Skivvies

    8. Psychic dreams. Of witch Freud and Jung split because of it’s association with the ‘occult’ and the fact that Freud could not associate himself with the occult because of his Jewish heritage.

    9. Dancing witches on the steps of parliament and animal trials in witch Nattie presided.

    However although all roads lead to Rome or to hell, I would state that Samuel is innocent of the afformentioned clues to his Satanic tendancies. To put it in parenthasis, I think Samuel’s unwitting satanic leanings are nothing more than the equivalent of someone having a fag or wearing a skivvie and not knowing the dangers.

    I refer to a previous post of mine and say that if I was Howards Hughes I would hire Samuel to look after my affairs because he is morrally incorruptable and would not steal my money or women.

    I could also be totally wrong…

  • 4. heatseeker  |  February 1st, 2006 at 3:30 pm

    It all sounds perfectly logical to me Chuck … we might just have nailed the Dark Side of Samuel, his Satanic Majesty.

  • 5. jam tart  |  February 1st, 2006 at 11:02 pm

    Chuck Berry, your spelling is atrocious. I should know, I’m an editor. Despite this, I think you may have a point.
    Hmm… The Dark Side of Samuel… This could well be a title for a new Wallace Wang record.

    Samuel, your dream is freaky dude. I dreamt once that Princess Diana got into my car and I said to her, “Make sure you wear your setbelt, Your Highness”. Next day she was dead. Go figure.

  • 6. Chuck Berry  |  February 1st, 2006 at 11:48 pm

    Hi Jam tart. I did not know you were in the realm of editing. Maybe when I post in future you can run over it with a fine tooth comb. I will have to pay via proxy however.

    Yes after the phenominal success of their Live 8 reunion, I have emailed Pink Floyd’s management and the Australian leg of the reunion tour will infact be called “The Dark Side of Samuel”, but only upon final approval of Samuel himself.

    I did also stipulate however, that they had to get ‘Wallace Wang and the Wongs’ to support them. After some hesitation they reluctantly agreed.

    Gee, looking over that previous post my spelling is very average. I think I may need some tuition.

  • 7. Chuck Berry  |  February 2nd, 2006 at 12:52 am

    Mind you, heetseeker will have get a percentage of sales as he coinded the title.

  • 8. wonko the sane  |  February 2nd, 2006 at 2:48 am

    Hello all,

    My name is wonko and I live in Japan.

    I am a huge fan of Samuel’s site, Samuel and anything Samuel-related.

    I am also a little concerned that Samuel may be sending subliminal messages, or is some sort of mouthpiece through witch the underworld communicates.

    I am a musical expert and have run through Samuel’s extended version of the original introduction to the Persiflage (perci — meaning ‘horned one’ or ‘goat’ and ‘flage’, meaning ‘to stroke, excite’) using equipment from my sound labratory and have been unable to identify any of the instruments used.

    The closest analysis the ticker-tape reading was able to give me was the drum part of the recording is a Mongolian ‘trud’, the skin of witch is fashioned from the scrotal area of a goat.

    Also, his high-pitched modal singing was originally derived from Sandanavian goatherds who used to sing at night to summon spirits to protect their herds from prosperous townsflok who used to stalk the moonlit hills looking to covert heathens.

    All this evidence leads me to think that Samuel is possessed — perhaps by the spirit of John Laws, who in fact died 12 years ago, but has returned to the fold in spiritual form looking for a host to occupy and continue his master’s work.

    I leave you with this question: have Laws and Gordon-Stewart ever been seen in the same place at the same time, by more than one witness?

  • 9. Samuel  |  February 2nd, 2006 at 11:58 am

    wonko the sane,
    The usage of the word Persiflage in the context of “Samuel’s Persiflage” is the commonly accepted “Light good-natured talk; banter.”

    The origins of Persiflage are as follows:

    “French, from persifler, to banter : per-, intensive pref. (from Latin; see per–) + siffler, to whistle (from Old French, from Late Latin sīfilāre, alteration of Latin sībilāre).”

  • 10. heatseeker  |  February 2nd, 2006 at 1:57 pm

    Yes, and I quote from a sermon from the great J Walter Malone: “To this class the temptation to the sensual appetites would not appeal, if brought direct; so he comes in the guise of `an angel of love’.”

    Indeed, what better disguise for the Devil to adopt than Samuel Gordon Stewart?

    I think back to that movie The Usual Suspects, in which “Verbal” is in fact the evil manipulative crime lord.

    So it could be with Samuel, he wins a raft of blog awards and circulate his “Persiflage” (which I actually decipher as “Person in camouFlage), and uses his world wide profile to spread his evil message subliminally.

    I do think back to Samuel’s post “A nice garden in Reid”, and as soon as a couple of his readers – or should I say unwitting disciples – pointed out fresh diggings where bodies could be buried, they were all of a sudden banned under the guise of a new “editorial policy”.

    Mmmmm … I’ll ponder this over another couple of bottle of cough syrup ….

  • 11. Chuck Berry  |  February 3rd, 2006 at 9:38 pm

    Hi there Wonka. Does the Devil have to consumate with a pure woman first to herald his return? Wonder who the spawn will look like?

    Yes heatseeker, I’m sure ‘Verbal’ wore a skivvie in that film.


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