I will be voting “no” You’re not at work because of what???

Probably not how one should reply to a birthday dinner invitiation

January 15th, 2009 at 10:55am

Hi (removed),

Sorry for the late reply. Yes, I can make it, and to assist with the good service, I will stick a pin in the menu (because it will take me too long to actually decide…unless you can wait until your 22nd birthday) and pre-order “Pollo al Torogoz”.

Knowing me, the likelihood of me being able to eat any desert afterwards is almost nil, so I shall refrain from ordering anything else.

See you Saturday and/or beforehand (where the latter implies an “and” and the lack of the latter implies an “or”, with the former being implied regardless, unless a severe medical or other similar complication removes the ability for the former to be enacted).


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  • 1. legshagger  |  January 15th, 2009 at 10:56 pm


  • 2. Samuel  |  January 16th, 2009 at 9:43 pm

    Really? Why?

  • 3. legshagger  |  January 17th, 2009 at 7:34 pm

    Because I don’t believe it!

  • 4. davky  |  January 18th, 2009 at 3:26 am

    Holy Nelly, that sounds good!

    ‘Oven-baked grain fed Maryland chicken marinated in Dijon mustard, coriander, mint, lemon thyme, oregano, garlic, lime and extra virgin olive oil on a bed of roast sweet potato-pumpkin mash with nutmeg, cherry tomato and mushrooms served with a mild smoked chipotle chilli creamy sauce.’

  • 5. legshagger  |  January 18th, 2009 at 11:50 pm

    Samuel is a wild, crazy, weird, wacky, crazy, funny and nerdy guy!

  • 6. Samuel  |  January 19th, 2009 at 5:59 pm

    It was quite tasty Davky.

    Elaborating on quotes from other people now legshagger?

  • 7. legshagger  |  January 21st, 2009 at 12:44 pm

    I’m not a stalker and I refuse to take drugs.

  • 8. Samuel  |  January 21st, 2009 at 1:22 pm

    Did somebody accuse you of that?

  • 9. legshagger  |  January 21st, 2009 at 4:35 pm

    Can I answer that question in Russian?

  • 10. Samuel  |  January 21st, 2009 at 4:54 pm


  • 11. legshagger  |  January 21st, 2009 at 9:06 pm

    How about Turkish?


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