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Mondays with Maritz is absent

August 17th, 2009 at 05:40am

Samuel writes: A couple weeks ago Maritz submitted a column and I rejected it as the main topic was a topic which, whilst newsworthy, was a topic which I had deliberately banned from this blog and, as far as I could tell, there was only one sentence in the column which was not about this topic, and it was an incoherent mention of her cat and “orange”.

Last week Maritz did not submit a column, and this week I don’t think she will either, because I received a call from her this morning at a not quite convenient hour (although with caller ID blocked, and me not having actually spoken to Maritz vocally before, it could have been anyone) informing me that she can’t submit her column this week because her computer is not working, followed by an incomprehensible phrase which may have been Russian, followed by the words “of do soon, must go for workings”. I tried to ask her to repeat herself, but she rushed off.

With any luck Maritz will be back next week.

Samuel

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3 Comments

  • 1. hamuel  |  August 19th, 2009 at 12:51 pm

    Here endeth one of your least plausible and humorous charades.

  • 2. Samuel  |  August 19th, 2009 at 5:23 pm

    Are you going to offer up any proof, or will we just take your word for it?

  • 3. legshagger  |  August 22nd, 2009 at 1:49 pm

    Interesting theory Hamuel … I am the leader of a group of theorists investigating if Samuel is in fact a genuine physical entity, and not an online persona created by media student pranksters, anti Obama Republicans or radio 2UE.

    Our jury is still out, but we are amassing more evidence … this could be bigger than Helen Demidenko!


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