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The first amusing thing Ismail has written for a while

January 21st, 2007 at 11:23pm

Whilst Ishamael and I have settled our differences, the person who pretended to be Ishamel, namely Ismail, continues to pester me and write strange emails about how I should be running this blog, usually it involves him telling me why I should ban someone.

As he is using a fake email address (, the only way I can reply is to post my reply on this blog, something I don’t really intend on doing very often. That being said, Ismail has solved the mystery of the votes for people aged 13 and under driving cars with his latest email.

Subject…: I think you should ban HoinK

After all, no-one else got a second chance, so why should he? And for the record, all six votes for 13-year-old drivers are mine – I think the highways would be far more interesting with younger drivers doing the wild thing … it would be like playing dodgem cars.

I also think Santa Claus should move aside for a teen, or be banned all together.

Now you’ll have to excuse me, I have to be at Glebe Park to jump about like a frog in a huddle with other loonies nefore we all put other calls in to John Stanley.

And John B1-B5 should be banned for his off topic post about you and rabbits.


Well I suspected it was a Brown Noise Unit contributor who was responsible for the votes, and I’m glad they aren’t serious. Of course, if Ismail is being serious, then I can only suspect that he doesn’t have much respect for life, as his plan would ultimately result in a lot of deaths.

As for banning HoinK…nope, no reason to at this stage. John B1_B5’s post about me and rabbits was actually a very good on topic observation…and yes Ismail, you better join your friends at Glebe Park as they jump around like frogs.

With Ismail and various other things tonight, this has been a very funny and entertaining night.


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  • 1. Bearded Clam  |  January 22nd, 2007 at 3:34 am

    Those Brown Nose Unit chumps need something dropped on their heads! Might knock a bit of sense into them!

    Once I had a girl release a frog into the car I was driving! Its hard to shift from third to fourth when youve got an amphibian trying to have its way with you!

  • 2. Bearded Clam  |  January 22nd, 2007 at 3:35 am

    As s PS…thats why I dont trust French people.

  • 3. Bearded Clam  |  January 22nd, 2007 at 3:36 am

    goddam Frenchies.

    John…wheres that boxing glove?

    KAPOW you Frenchies!


  • 4. Bearded Clam  |  January 22nd, 2007 at 3:48 am

    “oh, we have the Arc d’Triumph”

    big bloody deal…we have Centerpoint Tower! And Circular Quay!

    Stop revelling in past glories, France, and get with the times.

  • 5. Mister_Stuttbutt  |  January 22nd, 2007 at 10:04 am

    Yes, well as you’ve probably gathered by now, the boxing glove
    was produced to deliver a knockout blow to radio station 2CC for
    1. Playing “The Sound of Silence” about 200 times on New Years Day.

    2. Saying they would “call me back” and failing to make good on their promise.

    Footnote – You DON’T say you’ll call somebody back and not do
    it – It’s totally unprofessional, and makes them look like a pack
    of liars.

  • 6. Mister_Stuttbutt  |  January 22nd, 2007 at 10:07 am

    Last comment posted by John Barnes under the name (but not on behalf) of Mister Stuttbutt.

  • 7. Samuel  |  January 22nd, 2007 at 1:00 pm

    I think the other six comments from Bearded Clam just went a bit too far. You made your point quite clearly in the three remaining comments. Obviously you’re not a fan of the French, and that is your prerogative, but we can live without the comments about stereotypical French culture

  • 8. Bearded Clam  |  January 22nd, 2007 at 2:37 pm

    Apologies for the anti-France rant, Sam. I really shouldnt be allowed near a computer when I have taken some acid!

    I withdraw all negative comments made about the French. The French are a hardworking and industrious people, whose personal hygiene is beyond reproach. I also admire the respect they have for other people.

    Not like those denouncing Italians. Dont get me started there. Oh, your country looks like a boot! How funny! Italy, youre a joke, but you need a new punchline.


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