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May 1st, 2024 at 05:11am

I had a most peculiar dream yesterday that I was playing golf with dinosaurs. Big furry purple dinosaurs. The dinosaurs were very friendly although they didn’t speak any English and roared occasionally.

To make the game stranger, the par score on each hole was variable. There was the standard par score, but before teeing off it was required that you had to search the hole and catch a crocodile. The crocodile, which did speak English, would then award you extra shots on the hole’s par score depending on a criteria which wasn’t entirely clear but a dinosaur did try to explain to me through roars and placing multiple crocodiles on scales and weighing golf balls.

On one hole which was notionally a par 5 I was granted a par 8 and the dinosaur was granted a par 9. I have absolutely no idea why though.


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  • 1. nbrettoner  |  May 1st, 2024 at 2:47 pm

    Hi Samuel,
    As all hippopie know; the answer lies in the colour purple. But NOT the color burple.
    Ummm, what did you have for dinner?.

  • 2. Samuel  |  May 9th, 2024 at 11:36 pm

    I find that food has no real impact on my dreams, however temperature does. I am more likely to have unusual dreams if I am a bit too warm in bed.

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