Good morning John,
It's a shame (for me at least) that you are going to be away for the next couple of weekends as I don't have to work over the next couple of weekends and so it would be a good time for me to call you. But alas, you'll be away and I hope that it is not a shame for you, but instead is a jolly good time for you and for Rhonda.
About romantic songs, my favourite romantic song is "A You're Adorable". I like the version sung by Jo Stafford and Gordon MacRae. Perry Como also released a version of this song which was more popular than the Stafford/MacRae version, but I think the Stafford/MacRae version is nicer as it really sounds like they're a couple who are deeply in love and are serenading each other with lovely compliments.
In regards to last week's gigantic email, I did write a letter of complaint to the manager of the store in question, but have not heard back as yet. Perhaps it is taking him or her a while to read the five-page letter that I sent.
Have a fantastic couple of weeks off.