The odd things you see on the road

I sent the following email to Tim Webster about an hour ago.

Good morning Tim, and a belated welcome to the morning show.

I just thought I would send you an email about some of the peculiar things I saw on Hindmarsh Drive in Canberra this morning.

To start with I saw a broom stick snapped in half in the middle of the road…I can only assume that a witch crashed…luckily for them a replacement broomstick won’t cost much.

On a more serious note though, I saw somebody throw a lit cigarette butt out their window. It amazes me that people still do that. I shouldn’t be surprised though, this person also didn’t seem to know that their vehicle had indicators, and seemed to believe that 50km/h was a much better speed than the 80km/h speed limit.

And to top it off, a cafe that I frequent currently has a sign which reads “vacancy position”. It sounds like they’re hiring a hotel…

Enjoy your morning Tim.

Regards,
Samuel Gordon-Stewart
Canberra

P.S. I was going to suggest “See You later Alligator” as your closing music…but it’s not instrumental.