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Police Window Washing Service

Another weird dream, this one starts with me entering Adelaide Avenue in a northbound direction from the Dudley Street/Novar Street intersection ramp at about 130km/h, suddenly (and probably a good thing from a law enforcement standpoint) about five police cars decended on me from all directions (even the wrong way down Adelaide Avenue), so I exited Adelaide Avenue and pulled over on Hopetoun Circuit. One police car pulled up behind me, the police officer got out of the car and walked up to my car, he then made the strangest remark I can think of

“You were exceeding the speed limit by 50km/h, obviously you can’t see the road properly or you would have noticed, sit there while I wash your windows.”

Not being one to argue on points where I appear to be getting away with something, I let the police officer wash my windows, and he then let me go on my way.

The dirty windows = speeding theory is an interesting one…I just hope it is never enforced in reality as I think it is the most absurd thing I have ever heard of.

Samuel

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#1 Comment By Jey On January 2, 2007 @ 1:12 pm

Do you drive Samuel?
I thought you didn’t, thus this would make the dream even stranger.

#2 Comment By Samuel On January 2, 2007 @ 9:56 pm

It’s a recent development Jey, I haven’t sought to publicise it.

#3 Comment By Jey On January 3, 2007 @ 6:27 am

Fair ‘nough
Congrats