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Television Blonde

A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.

The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn’t serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.

The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn’t serve blondes.

Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.

Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.

To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn’t serve blondes.

The blonde asks the clerk, “How in the world do you know I am a blonde?”

The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,”That’s not a TV — it’s a microwave!”

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#1 Comment By eebl On July 21, 2006 @ 7:31 pm

:O! Thats derogitory to us blondes!


#2 Comment By Chuck A. Spear On July 22, 2006 @ 12:26 am

That’s really funny…yet i feel I am missing something. Any news on new Persiflage?

TGI fridays.

#3 Comment By Samuel On July 22, 2006 @ 12:29 am

Regrettably pushed back a day…should be online Saturday.

#4 Comment By randombrainwave On July 24, 2006 @ 6:23 pm

a blonde joke? C’mon! Give us something funny!