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Ways to Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity…

Thanks to Irene in Brisbane for this one.

  1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
  2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don’t Disguise Your Voice.
  3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that.
  4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It “In”.
  5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch To Espresso.
  6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write “For Smuggling Diamonds”
  7. Finish All Your sentences with “In Accordance With The Prophecy.”
  8. Don’t use any punctuation
  9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
  10. Order a diet water with a serious face whenever you go out to eat.
  11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is “To Go.”
  12. Sing Along At The Opera.
  13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don’t Rhyme.
  14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play Tropical Sounds All Day.
  15. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.
  16. When The Money Comes Out of The ATM, Scream “I Won! I Won!”
  17. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, “Due To the Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.”
  18. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity…….Send This E-mail To Someone To Make Them Smile!!

Growing older is mandatory, Growing up is optional, Laughing at yourself is therapeutic.


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#1 Comment By John B1_B5 On March 12, 2006 @ 8:48 am

All sounds pretty normal to me ……. with the possible exception of No.8 .

#2 Comment By John B1_B5 On March 12, 2006 @ 8:51 am

Here’s another one — when buying a cone at McDonalds, say to the person behind the counter — “Here comes 50 cents” .

#3 Comment By demented_cupcake On March 12, 2006 @ 12:03 pm

Funny how we need a healthy dose of insanity to be sane.

The irony of life!