One does have to wonder what ASIO or the FBI would make of this nonsensical conversation I had with a contact earlier in the evening.
10:24 PM A: the banana flies by evening star
B: and the apple floats on the doctor express
10:25 PM B: ASIO are now trying to work that out
A: the king’s men are rubber chickens. they will be meatball.
10:26 PM B: supermarket chicken be rubber it does not, and the fish
10:27 PM A: I have flown like the fish. do you swim like the chicken?
10:29 PM B: Yes, but only with the roast turnip
10:31 PM A: I prefer my turnip boiled and mashed, it reverses the goat money.
10:32 PM B: fluff bites hard, on the great fledgling goat
A: yes
10:33 PM B: the danger threatening from the unknown consultant, had intended to catch blue shift. Waving it like a banner, she flew out the window. And the waltz
10:34 PM B: confirm?
A: foxtrot the king’s birds, and the kings men. we shall waltz
10:35 PM B: ascend to the throne of the duck munchkin, the waltz will be attended to by the hammer
10:36 PM A: we will continue this discussion later. the kings men hear music, and suspect a waltz
B: you be safe of big bang goes pop weasel
Samuel
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#1 Comment By heatseeker On February 25, 2006 @ 1:15 am
Mmmmm … I think I interpreted almost precisely the same banter when I played the entire podcast backwards.
“A: foxtrot the king’s birds, and the kings men. we shall waltz
10:35 PM B: ascend to the throne of the duck munchkin, the waltz will be attended to by the hammer” was etched in my mind in particular.
And I think there was mention of “ascend to the throne of the duck munchkin, the waltz will be attended to by the hammer” in the Dead Sea Scrolls.
Samuel’s blog has more mysteries than the Da Vinci code … I only hope that I will not become a target when I discover too much – hopefully it’s just a few years in Guantanomo, but I fear where this savage and unnatural quest to decipher the Dark Side of Samuel is taking me …
#2 Comment By heatseeker On February 25, 2006 @ 1:18 am
“we will continue this discussion later. the kings men hear music, and suspect a waltz”.
This is definitely a call to arms for Samuel’s Demonic cohorts … I shudder to even ponder what we face as a nation in coming months and weeks.
#3 Comment By wonko the sane On February 25, 2006 @ 2:40 am
heatseeker, i think there is a nest of these demons hiding in wait deep beneath quiet, suburban canberra.
oh, sorry, I was thinking of capital hill…
#4 Comment By Chuck Berry On February 25, 2006 @ 1:05 pm
Just wait until 06/06/06.
#5 Comment By cunninglinguist On February 25, 2006 @ 9:59 pm
Have you and John been on the blue pills again, Samuel?
#6 Comment By Samuel On February 25, 2006 @ 10:41 pm
The person I was chatting with is not named John.
#7 Comment By Chuck Berry On February 26, 2006 @ 12:54 am
If you have an interest in Communications or Information Technology Samuel, maybe you could get a job with the Signal Corps of the Army. Specialising in cryptographic codes, intercepting encrypted codes, or a job as an Electronic Warfare Linguist.
You have to wear camoflauge make up though and this could be bad for your complexion. You may also have to go and fight in pointless wars overseas that would take the fun out of it.
From what I hear they make crap coffee too.
#8 Comment By wonko the sane On February 27, 2006 @ 8:12 pm
1000101001010000111011!!!
#9 Comment By Samuel On February 28, 2006 @ 2:42 am
Hmmm, binary, let’s convert it to a base 10 number…2,266,171