I received the following description of what is happening at 2CC (and partially, 2UE) this week.
Mike is doing Mike’s job while Mike is doing Mike’s job and Tim is doing Johns job while John is off with a bad back but John is still doing his job in the afternoon.
It is quite correct as the person who sent it points out:
I’m sure the only people the station’s know are named John and Mike
By the way, did I inform you that on top of all of this, George is filling in for John who is on holiday.