October 3rd, 2009 at 01:50am
Despite Obama’s plea to the International Olympic Committee, Chicago is the first city to be eliminated from the running to be the 2016 Olympic host city, due to receiving the least number of votes…proving once and for all that Barack Obama is not the King Of The World.
Tokyo was eliminated moments later, leaving Rio and and Madrid in the running.
Update 2:55am: Rio wins! The 2016 Olympics will be in Rio.