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Is that a threat?

July 21st, 2009 at 11:10pm

I love job ads, despite the fact that most of them are of no use to me. The main reason I love them is because so many of them are written so badly that they are highly amusing.

Take this ad for a “TV Commercial Filming Production Assistant” which contains such lines as:

Currently we are looking for a person who is outstanding and happy with fast and team- work environment.
[..]
Compliment Criteria.
[..]
Assist Exe. Producer and Line Producer, Assist over all filming production procedure on location site.
[..]
The successful applicant will:
– Enjoy some hard works with co-operative mind.
– Control the balance between relaxes phase and fast working season.

But my favourite line of all…
Candidates who can not speak both Korean & English better don't apply for this position.

“better don’t” just sounds like it’s supposed to read “better not”, which makes me wonder what happens if I do apply for it.

Samuel

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