Archive for February 15th, 2009

Do you need a job trouble?

If so, then Lee Teacher, the great spam-monger of China has an exclusive solution to change the fate of diplomas. Here’s an automatically translated (thank you Google) copy of the email that the wonderful Mr. Teacher sent to me:

Will be able to help you to glory! !

Please retain the exclusive agent to prepare for emergency
Once you graduate because there is no university degree can not find an ideal job? Or in practical work, although you have accumulated a wealth of experience because of their never attended university, there are no graduate diploma and lost the opportunity to be upgraded? At present, all employing units in hiring staff, are required to have formal qualifications at diploma or degree, so have a real stand up to any form of formal verification audit of a university degree would be much better than those who do not have a university degree of job-seekers! ! What is also hesitant, with a university degree diploma degree, greatly increasing your work and career chances of success!!

You have no diploma and can not find a good job trouble? Also no diploma title can not substantially improve the treatment of income and worried about it? Also assessed as a unit title, promoted, promotion and pay no formal university qualifications worry you? Or employers for fear of being shut out? If you are job-promotion is faced with the road because there is no formal university education diploma brought about by troubles, my Department will you solve problems, to change the fate of diplomas, certificates to create wealth!!

Exclusive for all the year round:
Formal qualifications Diploma: Full-time统招(focus on general) institutions of higher education qualifications, self-examination (specialist, undergraduate) diploma, adult education (full-time, part-time) diploma and degree certificate (Bachelor, Master, etc.), are to provide an effective comprehensive school files, transcripts,派遣证, e-register into the regular database!! can be notarized by the notary public to ensure the smooth passage of various forms of factual, can be used to take part in the civil service examinations, a variety of qualifying examinations, study section, go abroad, promotion, assessment and other uses titles, the official web site inquiries to verify the stipulated academic qualifications: www.chsi.com.cn

Contact Phone: 400-626-4334 Lee Teacher

Office of the premises a certificate from the Board of Education institutions at all levels throughout the internal channels in order to check the formal welcome to customers throughout the process, also welcomed the Deputy!!

Several questions:
1. Why should we apply?
Energy-saving time and money in order to completely resolve the work and development issues, such as applying settled commentary job candidates promoted titles such as promotion pay
2. The price of certificates and degrees?
According to different standards to focus on the specialist to the general master’s degree from the 3,500 yuan per month -10000
3. For how long the cycle?
5-7 working days

Call Information:
1. Suited to handle the crowd: possess the necessary professional skills and ability to work, do not want to detour around a waste of time to review the cost of energy from the examination
2. For handling requirements before clear the nature of the academic diploma (统招自考Adult Education graduate job), level (undergraduate specialist graduate), regional institutions (examiners School) name, professional faculty, graduation time

Process flow:
Application data will be audited to confirm availability came → → → pre-paid 20 percent down payment for a good scan certificate to verify satisfaction with the payment of the balance charge → Original

Contact Phone: 4006264334 Teacher Lee
The best reputation and credibility, exclusive rich resources, have successfully helped a large number of customers at home and complete the dream!! Our aim is to help the vast numbers of undocumented talented friends to help the development of all necessary diploma certificate help! !

After reading that, I think Mujibar might actually be working in the same building as Mujibar:

Mujibar was trying to get a job in India.
The Personnel Manager said, “Mujibar, you have passed all the tests except one. Unless you pass it you cannot qualify for this job.”

Mujibar said, “I am ready.”

The Manager said, “Make a sentence using the words Yellow, Pink and Green.”

Mujibar thought for a few minutes and said, “Mister Manager, I am ready.”

The Manager said, “Go ahead.”

Mujibar said, “The telephone goes ‘green green’, I pink it up and say, ‘Yellow, this is Mujibar.’”

Mujibar now works as a technician at a call centre for computer problems. No doubt you have spoken to him.

Now please hold while I go and do the needful.

Samuel

February 15th, 2009 at 06:25am


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