Hello there Stuart,
Have you been pulling the studio apart tonight? I saw you moving microphones about! I'm sure you're behaving yourself, I don't think your producers would let you be too naughty…
Anyway, following on from Charity's email about messy rooms, I have papers scattered all over the place, but, much like Charity, I know exactly where things are when I need them. Other people tell me I should tidy up and have a logical filing system…but I've tried that, it doesn't work! So if they want the papers sorted out, they have to sign on as my permanent secretary.
I'm also a bit worried about these callers…the moon isn't even full and they're still coming out of the woodwork.
Have a great night,