October 13th, 2006 at 10:28am
Today’s Friday Funny comes to us from Charity in Sydney
REAL NEWSPAPER ADS
FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.
8 years old. Hateful little dog. Bites.
1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor’s dog.
Mother, AKC German Shepherd.
Father, Super Dog… able to leap tall fences in a single bound.
FOUND DIRTY WHITE DOG.
Looks like a rat… been out a while.
Better be a reward.
COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED.
Also 1 gay bull for sale.
$300 Hardly used, call Chubby.
California grown – 89 cents lb.
JOINING NUDIST COLONY!
Must sell washer and dryer $300.
WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE.
WORN ONCE BY MISTAKE.
AND THE BEST ONE:
FOR SALE BY OWNER:
Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes.
$1,000 or best offer
No longer needed, got married last month.
Wife knows everything
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