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Barking at the kittens of the 20 million year old dinosaur

Last night I had a dream where I was in a room which looked similar to my year two classroom, but had windows on walls on both sides, and was about half the size. In fact it was closer to being the width of the library office in my primary school.

Anyway, I was in this room with two other people and Nattie, Nattie started barking and I looked up at the window where I saw a kitten, the kitten then jumped from that window through the window on the other side of the room. I looked at the first window again and there was another kitten, it also jumped through the window on the other side of the room.

One of the people in the room said “I wonder if it was the same kitten?”

I walked over to the second window and looked out, the scene was one of a T intersection, where the building I was in was on the road free side of the intersection, and the road had a grass median strip, on this media strip was a stegosaurus and the two kittens, the stegosaurus appeared to be the mother of the kittens.

The other person in the room was a dinosaur expert who looked a lot like Richard Attenborough, he declared that it was impossible as the stegosaurus had been extinct for 20 million years, he then looked out the window and declared that the stegosaurus was 20 million years old and had just given birth to baby stegosauruses which looked like kittens.

The stegosaurus then walked down the road with the kittens.

Samuel

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#1 Comment By Chuck A. Spear On April 30, 2006 @ 4:09 pm

Quite strange. Stegosaurus means “roof-lizard”, because of the plates on its back. Greek – stego = plate/roof and sauros = lizard. Interestingly, your previous dream was about a woman who wanted to live on a roof.

Now I do not wish to jump to conclusions. However, maybe an older blonde woman will come into your life who has a pussy and or wants to give birth.

I think if you look after her pussy with tenderness and love, she will cease to be angry.

I recommend watching One Million Years BC starring Raquel Welch.

#2 Comment By Samuel On April 30, 2006 @ 6:36 pm

As it happens the dinosaurs became extinct more than twenty million years ago, which just goes to show that you shouldn’t believe everything that a dream’s representation of a person might say.

#3 Comment By wonko the sane On May 1, 2006 @ 12:11 am

Caring for a pussy is a demanding and arduous job, but not without its rewards. I think if you’re looking for a pussy to join you and Nattie, then go right ahead and jump into it Sam.

#4 Comment By wonko the sane On May 1, 2006 @ 12:12 am

Shades of Mrs Slocum here.

#5 Comment By Samuel On May 1, 2006 @ 12:16 am

Nattie would be forever chasing the poor cat…I think we’re fine as we are.

#6 Comment By wonko the sane On May 1, 2006 @ 12:33 am

Yes. It’s tough when your best friend gets obsessed with chasing pussy.

#7 Comment By heatseeker On May 1, 2006 @ 8:55 am

“As it happens the dinosaurs became extinct more than twenty million years ago” … mmmmmm, doesn’t appear to be the case if you listen to talk back radio!