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Sparkles drops out of premiership race

Sparkles Scully has decided not to run for premier after all, as he doesn’t think he has enough support. Ieema the Hiyena (who 2% of NSW people have heard of) looks set to become the Premier when Bob Carr officially steps down next week.

I guess this means the leadership won’t have any sparkle in it then!

Samuel

2 comments July 29th, 2005 at 08:03pm

Samuel’s Artwork: Samuel In Dolgnwot

Here we have yet another episode of Samuel In Dolgnwot, and possibly the first inconsitency in the series.
As you can see, the truck has changed, the first section is the drivers cabin, the second section is the gold storing trailer, the third section is the gold pickup and sort device and cabin, whilst the last section is the living quarters, with an open roof this time.

As you can see, Samuel is having lunch.

Clicking on the picture will show a larger version, you can also find it on the photo gallery.

Samuel

Add comment July 29th, 2005 at 07:26pm

The future premier of New South Wales

Well, now that Bob “The Builder” Carr has retired, New South Wales needs a new premier.
The two main contenders are Carl “Sparkles” Scully, who announced in a very monotone and monotempo way “I will put sparkle into the leadership”, and Morris Ieema (pronounced Yemma, but still often said as Eye-Yeema), he really needs a nickname too, perhaps “Ieema (Eye-Yeema) the Hiyena” would be best.

I suggest that John Laws should be the premier of New South Wales, he is bound to be better than Sparkles or The Hiyena, he could be the first premier to have his own radio show, and he would never have a problem getting the premier on the show for an interview:
Laws: “Good morning premier”
Laws: “Good morning Mr. Laws”

Incidentally, Ieema was aked if he would also put sparkle into the leadership….he laughed.

Samuel

Add comment July 29th, 2005 at 12:56pm

Wayne Berry distances himself from Ginninderra High

Wayne Berry MLA, Labor member and Speaker of the Legislative Assembly has publicly distanced himself from the Ginninderra fiasco, which is a good thing as it means that not all of our local Labor memebers are loonies.

I don’t think the loopy lady with a silent G is paying any attention though.

Samuel

Add comment July 29th, 2005 at 12:43pm